I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail