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• (314): View more from Missouri

  i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit

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• (510): View more from California

  Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  One blow job doesn not make me gay.

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• (510): View more from California

  she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know

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  So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.

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  My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.

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• (916): View more from California

  I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup

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