wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...