susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
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You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
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I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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