Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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