How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
