FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
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CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
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Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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