I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
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