I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
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Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
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You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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