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He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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