i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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