Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Pappa wants mamma naked
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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