Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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