Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Randomize
