My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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