I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
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Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
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Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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