i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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