East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
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It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
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Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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