so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
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My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
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.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.