Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
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He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
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The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.