ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
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I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
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I'm too high and old for this...
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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