I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
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I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
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It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
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