If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
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I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
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I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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