Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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