yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
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So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
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"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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