If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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