Well douche your snatch and let's go!
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
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There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
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Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
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