scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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