I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
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I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
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Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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