I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
high people should be assigned attendants
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Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
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She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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