Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
True but thats because hes a fetus.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
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Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
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We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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