If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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