U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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