We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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