You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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