Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.

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(316): View more from Kansas

Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.

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(410): View more from Maryland

There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go

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(503): View more from Oregon

I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.

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(619): View more from California

It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?

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(586): View more from Michigan

What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires

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