I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
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I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
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It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach