Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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