woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
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I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
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You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
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i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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