ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
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I need moral support for this bender
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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