Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
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You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
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after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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