You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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