I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
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she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
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Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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