i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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