Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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