I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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