Your tits are I can't wait for
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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