Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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