Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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