Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
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sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
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I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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