That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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