Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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