My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
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Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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