Do you still have your period?
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
my shit smells like andre
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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