Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
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I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
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I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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