that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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