why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Randomize
